Dear Slopeside Gaper,
As a total redneck hick who occasionally falls down your Colorado slopes, I am OUTRAGED at this site! If I wanna cut in front of you in a lift line, I can, because I do what I want! If I wanna stop in the middle of a run and have a cell phone call, I'm gonna do it because Texas KICKS ASS! So go fuck yourself, you are the real gaper. I'm gonna ride my bull over there and brand your ass with the Texas flag.
Yours truly,
Some piece of shit assclown who skis in jeans and a starter jacket.
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